Whats the world weakest animal?
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Square Boobs
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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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Who owns the cows?
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The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...