Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to…
A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in...
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?
What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? – “Hey, little girl, you...
Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
Common With Computer
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don’t know...
Yo’ Momma is…
Yo’ Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.