Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...