Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...