If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
2 Eggs
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there...