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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Stupid Insults 29/31
The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel’s spinning but the...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Sister Mary K.
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a nunnery, a block away from Jack’s liquor store....
Men That Are Into Commitment
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into...