Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Hide and squeak!
|What is a mouse’s favorite game?Hide and squeak!
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Too Much Computer Time
How to tell when you are spending too much time with your computer:You start...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...