Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...