Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
What is green and eats nuts?
What is green and eats nuts? Herpes!