Your Name Is Missing
A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times…He...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Some of life’s truisms.
Some of life’s truisms…Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.Support...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
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