The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
What do you…
What do you call an open can of tuna in a Lesbians apartment?Po-pouri!!!
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...