Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Social Security
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for . The...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...