Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...