The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...