What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
Polish Pickup Truck
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?A polish family on vacation...
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...