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A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after she’d been driving the wrong way on...
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New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
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Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
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