How It All Began…
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of...
The American in Hong Kong…
The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper....
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...