One day a lady went to the doctors office
One day a lady went to the doctor’s office and told the doctorthat her...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
Getting in an accident
|A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident,...