Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool’s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway,...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they...