The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
Flies
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a...