Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...
A man and his Alligator
A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, “Does...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Tombstone Epitaph XV
In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England:On the 22nd of June- Jonathan Fiddle -Went out...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Looking for some help…
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...