Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Top Ten Most Violent Upcoming Movies
10. “Erin Brockovich Gets Her Face Chewed Off by Rats” 9. “Mary Poppins A...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...