Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Best Part
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?They discovered they were...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...