One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Those who don’t know
|The world is divided into two groups. There are those who know, and those...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...