Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Best kind of sex
A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
One Hundred Orgasms
A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:Brunette: Last night I had *three*...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...