Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
The Diagnosis!
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion.She went to single...