Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Twas the night before Christmas At The White House
Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the White House,Al Gore was eyeing Hillary,...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...