Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
How is a woman like a road?
How is a woman like a road? -Both have manholes.
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...