Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
Lady Sunbathing
A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
This woman goes into a dentist’s office…
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...