The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Men’s Greeting Cards
A survey has found that about 90% of all Hallmark greeting cards are purchased...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
What’s the difference between a barmaid in the evening and…
What’s the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...