How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Make My Horse Laugh
There once was this bar with a sign in its window. It read, anyone...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Blonde in Exam
The blonde reported for her University final examination which consists of “yes/no” type questions.She...