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Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
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Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
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Math
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Joggers
A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other...
Like Father, Like Husband?
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Kids and Religion!
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Peroxides and Black Men
Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?A: They both have...