Proffessional Terms II
I can’t help but wonder sometimes though why lovemaking is almost always referred to...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room…
When a man takes off his pants in a hotel room,what’s the first thing...
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken....
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...