The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Top 10 Halloween Things…
Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty…10. She’s a goblin!9. I’d like to get...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...