MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A:...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
What’s the definition of AIDS?
What’s the definition of AIDS?Anally Injected Death Sentence.
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...