What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!