What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Old enough for cursing
Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing....
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...