Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
The Darwin Awards-1996 Nominees
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...