Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?
Q:What do you call two guys in a sleepping bag?A: A gay time…. Sent...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...