I’m gaining weight doctor
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What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
Opposites attract
“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark…
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming...