You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Lawyer Stamps?
The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...