If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
These two women went out for a night on the town…
These two women went out for a night on the town and got just...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...