Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...