Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Tampons
Guy goes to the pharmacy at his wife’s request to buy her some tampons....
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Aged Mother
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
Yes What?
World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve...