Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
What is the best thing about a blow job?
What’s the best thing about a blow job? – The 15 minutes of silence!
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Snow White and her Prince
What did Snow White say when the photographer said her photos weredone?I knew some...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IV Good: Your son’s finally maturing Bad: He’s...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...