Sleep Well?
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...