Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Wedding Toasts 1
Marriage has driven more than one man to sex.Marriage is a ceremony that turns...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Good, Bad and Worse
Bad: You can’t find your vibrator.Worse: Your daughter “borrowed” it.Bad: You find a porn...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...
The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...