If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Time for the wedding
|A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.”But officer,” the...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Listening Passively
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Little Johnny at the neighbors…
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born...