You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...