The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Getting what you ask for!
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...