Wedding Definitions
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Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI. “Well,” says...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
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Rotweiler and Collie
What do you get when you cross a Rotweiler with a Collie?A dog who...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
How to Shower Like a Woman 1. Take off clothing and place it in...
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!